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MONZAC

From the ancient times there have been those amongst us which hold the very essence of evil. These people still bear the symbol today, one adopted by the most sinister and evil fast food company of all time. The "M", a distinct connection of the right eyebrow to the left, the symbol of the devil. Not many know that the devil has a monobrow and that it's his trade mark mono-cut, the bible dares not mention it and all who have seen it go crazy and repeat "Mc, Mc, Mc". These people are everywhere and action must be taken against these evil twisted fucks. 

Today there is one organisation standing against this tide of evil, MONZAC. The Monobrow Oppresive Network and Zapping of Angry Compact heads, is seeking support in fight against the monolies, the evil monos and their allies (the biggest of which being the compact heads, notibly angry and agressive). The leader of  MONZAC, Scott, bravilly fights these evil bastards with his chief of staff, Fred.

Mono Ninjas
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Monos ARE Amungst Us

The leader of the compact heads is none other than Shivansh, the most evil twisted psychopathic angry fuck this side of the equator. He rapes monkeys and this angers Jacob, lord of the Giant Flying Cheese Monkeys Anonymous, who is known world wide for his hump of evil, located on his back, on the 12th vertibrae of death. They have an intense relationship
 

Monobrow Oppressive Network and Zapping Angry Compact heads